Pejman, go to your room.
Mark, go to your room.
The two of you may come out when you agree to be civil to one another.
Brooke, take a Xanax. Don't give up.
Geez, the internet is morphing into usenet.
Seriously.
(When do we get to start mentioning the c*b*l? Or Kibo?)
Don't go there.
Please.
I thought it was morphing into high school, myself.
Must be something in the water. Have you seen the Den Beste / Eric Olsen dustup?
Kegger? At the Moon Tower? I'm sooooo there, dudes.